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Note to Bikers

If

1) you are a tough sumbitch who rides a Harley chopper and wears a pudding-bowl helmet, and
2) you walk out of a tough biker bar on Aurora Avenue to ride like the wind, and
3) you are wearing a Hell's Angels jacket with all the trimmings, then do us all a favor and
4) do NOT put a "Clean and Sober" patch just under the club logo.

You're totally undercutting your own badass-osity. Dude.

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mckitterick
Oct. 5th, 2005 08:51 pm (UTC)
Love that biker bit. It's as if he had a Hello Kitty banner flapping from his sissy-bar.

Chris
clevermanka
Oct. 5th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC)
Hey, now.
the_monkey_king
Oct. 5th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
*snort*

Actually, a Hello Kitty biker wearing a Hell's Angels jacket seems somehow cooler than the reverse. Probably because the HK person doesn't have a serious macho pose going on.
clevermanka
Oct. 5th, 2005 09:16 pm (UTC)
Maybe he takes his straight-edge status as a mark of toughness. I know a lot of the X-kids (you know, the straight-edgers who go around with Xs on their hands) act tough and are Real Proud of their oh-so-clean veins.
puppytown
Oct. 5th, 2005 10:45 pm (UTC)
Actually, that sounds extra bad-ass.
the_monkey_king
Oct. 5th, 2005 11:07 pm (UTC)
Yeah, in a way it is.

But when I think Hell's Angels, I really think "meth distribution network thinly disguised as motorcycle club". I dunno, it made my head spin for a minute in a "Did I really see that?" way.
gojutremere
Oct. 5th, 2005 11:40 pm (UTC)
Dude Wolfgang just said Badass-osity!!!!!
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