Sometimes someone gets it almost right. In this case, the amazing minds at Goblin Defense Fund were so... close. If only it were the Kobold Defense Fund.
And yet my heart goes out to them. Why quibble over details? Their hearts are in the right place, and surely an alliance of runty humanoids is in order.
Yes, I can see the headline now: "Goblin Defense Fund unites with Kobold Defense Fund". It's a beautiful dream.
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