Wolfgang Baur (the_monkey_king) wrote,
Wolfgang Baur

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No Sleep

At first, I thought my insomnia had gotten to hallucinogenic proportions. It was game 6, Cubs vs. Marlins, and the Cubs made it through seven innings. Surely, thought I, the Apocalypse is nigh. If the Cubs win, and play the Red Sox, the Seventh Seal is surely doomed.

And then they totally folded, betrayed by one of their own fans. Of course. The S-J Mercury News is recommending the Witness Protection Plan for the guy.

At least we've avoided that whole messy Rapture, when the Cubs ascend bodily into the heavens. Sing Hallelujah!
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